The toilet paper cushioning you place in the bowl before making a fecal deposit. The mud pad prevents an anus soaked in toilet water.
Hey, Trevor, have you noticed that Brendan never uses a mud pad when he is on the shitter? He must love getting toilet germs in his anus.
by Dr. Jeremy Soiré Fatherton June 11, 2019
Get the Mud padmug. Hey Billy look at that payment princess
No Jhon that's a mud princess it has to much rubber on the wheels
No Jhon that's a mud princess it has to much rubber on the wheels
by Jeoffery0216 April 26, 2021
Get the Mud princessmug. When a female surrounds her anal cavity with rich and creamy nutella, and contacts that bum with a mans face while he is very smoothly sucking that shit up
by Jared Marsh January 17, 2013
Get the Mud Sammichmug. When you get a liberal arts or social science degree and later realize you made a huge mistake. That's when you scream 😱 f-mud
by Sexydimma December 21, 2022
Get the F-mudmug. Like the Kentucky mud truck special but you basically are fucking a girl with her face down ass up and she pus her legs around your waist and you run around the room with her while yall still fucking and she shits on your dick and you nut in her ass while you do it to make truffle butter and then after u nut you slam her on her head in a powerbomb like motion into the truffle butter
by BIGHEAD BITCH December 29, 2018
Get the Alabama Mud Derbymug. When someone who thinks they can fix somthing bur everyone know he / she can't.
"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"
"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"
by Bigboybubblebath March 4, 2022
Get the Mud crabmug. by Joelost May 8, 2020
Get the Mud cricketmug.