longely

The act of being lonely for a long period of time.

This channel is longely, you guys need to show it some love.

by tkirkman April 7, 2008

long black train

Large black man meat

Last weekend I wanted a long black train. It was such a large dick.

by Long black train May 6, 2023

Paula long

A lady that watches to much tiktok and smokes to many cigs

That paula long is watching tiktoks right now

by Wammypowcoechow February 16, 2021

Big Long Schlong Club

An organization with members around the world that recruits only those deemed to have "Big long Schlongs."

The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.

As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.

"Hey Trish have you heard?"

"Heard what chad?"

"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."

"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"

by MurderDuck May 28, 2022

Long Changed

Antonym of short-changing. When you get more than you bargained for, and not necessarily in a good way.

When you think you're done with all your reps, but then your trainer says, "Just FIVE more!" You have been long changed.

by snigglefitz November 28, 2019

long abs

The parallel to long back. For when a gal has no tits.

That shawty got some long abs.

by JoeysArk June 27, 2023

Long calls the sleepless night

Means I'm going to sleep or it's bed time

"Wow! It's midnight already? Well, long calls the sleepless night. See you tomorrow, guys!"

by niall_folk March 28, 2025