King Cobra

A fucking badass .357 Magnum revolver made by the legendary gun manufacturer Colt.

Aye bro, I love that stainless steel Colt King Cobra you got! That’s a fucking beautiful piece!

by hickok45fan October 18, 2021

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King Louie

The act of jerking off two dudes at once in an over the shoulder motion, similar to an ape walking with its hands above its head

Jessica fucked up her shoulders last night after giving a King Louie to the whole team last night.

by ShopMonkey October 20, 2021

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King Bottom

Someone who admins that they're a bottom and has no problem with it (is sometimes even proud of it) is called King Bottom.

Person A: "You are such a bottom! Every switch compared with you seems like a top."
Person B: "I know. I'm a bottom. Do you have something against bottoms??"
Person A: "So you like being a bottom?"
Person B: " Yeah, I'm the King Bottom!!"

by ThreeBalls October 31, 2021

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Larry King

Larry is a simple man, he enjoys the small things in life. Larry has an obsession with feet, weed and shitting on random objects. Larry gets around in a 2012 Kia Soul, he heartily loves his Kia collection almost as much as he enjoys the feeling of a good shit on a treadmill. Larry King also deeply enjoys the new Grande Big Mac from Mcdonald's. He proudly rolls his lime-green Kia through the drive-through.

In terms of entertainment, Larry's favourite shows are family strokes, Edward Penishands and Bowlin' in her Colon.

Look at Larry King! He's mauling that bag of Doritos in his Kia Soul.

by HoinyHayden69 July 14, 2021

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