Doing exactly what you're accusing me of...
*Person A walks up to Person B and starts obnoxiously jabbing them with to their elbow*
What the fuck?
What?
You're jabbing me with your elbow.
Nah, man, I'm just... Rolling my shoulder, man. I think I pulled a muscle.
No. You did it on purpose.
You can't know that! You can't read my mind.
Ok... Why did you have to walk up next to me to do it? You could have don't it over there. And you expect me to believe you had know way of knowing you were going to elbow me?
Well.... Um.....
Exactly. I don't have to read your mind. I can ask you two questions and now we both know exactly what happened just now. I mean, you're basically retarded. I doubt there would be any thoughts for me to read if I could.
You wouldn't hurt a guy with a disability would you?
....................
Please?
................
What the fuck?
What?
You're jabbing me with your elbow.
Nah, man, I'm just... Rolling my shoulder, man. I think I pulled a muscle.
No. You did it on purpose.
You can't know that! You can't read my mind.
Ok... Why did you have to walk up next to me to do it? You could have don't it over there. And you expect me to believe you had know way of knowing you were going to elbow me?
Well.... Um.....
Exactly. I don't have to read your mind. I can ask you two questions and now we both know exactly what happened just now. I mean, you're basically retarded. I doubt there would be any thoughts for me to read if I could.
You wouldn't hurt a guy with a disability would you?
....................
Please?
................
by Hym Iam September 27, 2020

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