Gabby Jordan

the kindest, most honest, genuine, and beautiful human being you’ll ever meet

“Gabby Jordan is such an amazing friend.”
“Yeah, I know. I love her.”

by 🐂🐑🐏🐖 July 09, 2022

Jordan Matter

A YouTuber with 19 million subscribers. He is best known for making videos with his annoying pick-me daughter named Salish Matter.

Guy 1: Do you watch Jordan Matter?
Guy 2: Only if Salish isn’t in the video.

by Salish Matter March 23, 2024

Jordan Matter

A popular YouTuber whose videos typically features his daughter, Salish Matter. His channel became popular when fans started shipping Salish Matter and Nidal Wonder (Nalish).

Guy 1: "Are you subscribed to Jordan Matter?"
Guy 2: "No, his daughter is such a pick-me."

by Term Definer March 31, 2024

to pull a Jordan

To complete a difficult task while being ill, like Michael Jordan during "The Flu Game" in 1997 (although he actually had gastroenteritis).

"Man, I had to make that presentation, and I came down with the flu, so I had to talk with running nose, but I managed to pull a Jordan!"

by Chekhov's AK47 March 09, 2014

jordan needham

a very good looking man who is always snapin and talking

jordan needham is so kawaii

by kawaiigirl001 November 04, 2020

Jordan Dillard the meme devil

He is a popular YouTuber. He is know as Jordan Dillard the meme god but one day his anti self took over and his name is the meme devil.

Hey have you watched Jordan Dillard the meme devil? Yes he is really cool

by Jordan_Meme_Devil September 30, 2020

Jordan Baker

A seggsy biracial teen on the CW show All American. He's the twin brother of Olivia Baker and is portrayed by Michael Evans Behling. Did I mention he's super seggsy.

"Did you watch the new All American episode today?"
"No, what happened"
"Jordan Baker is soooo hot"

by scroogemcduckswife November 22, 2021