When you ask a girl to the dance and she says no, then you see her at the dance and a week after said dance , you get a crush on her. So now your stuck secretly liking her and praying that someone doesn’t finds out
by M@dn3ss September 30, 2025
Get the Crush-dance paradoxmug. When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.
Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty
by Nman1103 September 27, 2017
Get the Texan Skull Crushingmug. An infatuation with a teenie bopper or teeny bopper, a female minor, or anyone at less than or equal to half of your own age. The opposite of a cougar crush.
Thad: Hey Lance, why weren't you at the bars last night?
Lance: Oh, I was just surfing the internet for new pics of Miley Cyrus.
Thad: Is she your new bopper crush?
Lance: Oh, I was just surfing the internet for new pics of Miley Cyrus.
Thad: Is she your new bopper crush?
by FatPointScheme October 26, 2009
Get the bopper crushmug. by AveX Studd March 19, 2019
Get the Crushmug. “Damn you see that bad shorty over there?!”
“Yeah she fine as hell. You already know I crushed that.”
“Yeah she fine as hell. You already know I crushed that.”
by Misfity May 13, 2025
Get the Crushmug. person 1: we should talk more lol
him: ok but i don’t really talk to anyone
person 1: *tries talking to them*
him: *opened* 5 hours ago
person 2: who’s that?
person 1: oh just my crush🌶✨🪄🥲
him: ok but i don’t really talk to anyone
person 1: *tries talking to them*
him: *opened* 5 hours ago
person 2: who’s that?
person 1: oh just my crush🌶✨🪄🥲
by clown 2.0 January 23, 2021
Get the crushmug. 