magical cheese

noun. Northern Irish experession meaning 'Cannabis resin'

Hay Mailey want to smoke some magical cheese?

by Robin Bownes July 3, 2003

gamer cheese

Gamer cheese is the legendary food that only the most epic of gamers can produce. The snack is made within the foreskin of a true gamer and may often be mistaken for smegma. But only the realest and most swag of all gamers can recognize the true form that in which gamer cheese possesses. The taste of the cheese is different between every gamer. The inner workings behind the production of this cheese is unknown the the world's greatest minds, but all that is known is that in order for a gamer to make the cheese, the gamer must be; epic, a virgin, and must not be circumcised. If any of these is not present, the snack of the gods cannot be.

God: Man I sure am hungry.

The Humble Gamer: *Scoops hand into foreskin to get some gamer cheese
The Humble Gamer: Here my Lord. My cheese.

God: *Eats cheese
God: I thank you for the chance to consume a gamers cheese. I am forever grateful.

The Humble Gamer: Your welcome my Lord.

by TimmusA1 May 31, 2019

mystery cheese

A unknown cheese-like substance that resides beneath the unwashed foreskin that has a gestation period of of 3 to 5 days. Can be spread or dipped. Synon: smegma.

Oh... this a tasty chip dip. -- "Thank you. It is mystery cheese! I made it myself!"

by Dr. Felchenstien May 24, 2004

rich cheese

a cheese where the gushing insides are really rich and cream

danm girl u built like rich cheese

by ugo.is.slugo.isugo February 15, 2023

face cheese

That thin coat of funk that covers a person's phone from face, ear, hand grease or makeup.

Zach wanted me to watch a video on his phone and I could barely make it out through the thick layer of face cheese.

Damn Mom! You need to clean this face cheese! Half your makeup is on this shit!

by Anita Kutabitch October 30, 2009

Zito's cheese

Made famous by a local San Antonio delicatessen owner who values his costomers. The harshness and cruelty of "Zito's cheese" can be felt around the world.

Damn Brad, you spanked that bitch that asked for none of your Zito's Cheese on his sandwich. Brad, you are one bad mother fucker even though your wife makes you a cuckold all the time.

by serious_with_no_cheese January 28, 2005

son of a cheese

Someone so irritating they must be related to the king of all annoyance, Cheese. Like an alternative to arsaholic.

*Harry steals pencil case and throws it out the window then administers an ehhhrrr....*

John: "Aaargh you son of a cheese!"

by Phaidan October 24, 2006