Amoeba Dick for Brains

Used to describe people whose dick and brain share a single cell.
The idiotic man had no ability to understand that not everyone wants to be sexualized by him and that making women uncomfortable isn't okay just because it makes him feel good, He's an amoeba dick for brains.
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Frequent Brain Farter

A person who frequently asks stupid questions and expects a serious answer.
"Hey, we have a basketball game tonight at 6."
"Oh...is that in the morning or afternoon?"

"I lost my wallet."
"Oh. Do you know where it is?"

These are common examples of frequent brain farters.
by Smurfanator February 08, 2010
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Secretarial Brain Pool

The theory that secretaries of the world draw on a communal brain pool which is monopolized by a few, leaving the majority to fight for the scraps of left-over intelligence. Hence the high turnover rate of secretaries in offices. The longer you work in an office, the more this theory reinforces itself.
"Wow, your secretary seems to do a really good job."
"Yeah, she's pretty high up in the secretarial brain pool."
by the schultz August 13, 2011
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A brain break to perversion

Mentally escaping to intense sexual fantasies.
I was so stressed , I need to take a brain break to perversion to relax.
by Hotdog Xansabar April 20, 2018
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hairy monkey brains

The outcome of an unshaven scrotum being squeezed until the veins stick out. The shiny skin is evident, as well as the pubic hair. This looks like what would appear to be a small hairy brain. Hairy monkey brains!
Oh my God, the Brains! NO! I hate hairy monkey brains!
by Green eggs and baaaam May 29, 2008
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Pee Pee Brain

Similar to poo poo head a pee pee brain is someone who is full of piss. Pee pee brains are usually pretty good at pissing you off even if you don't get mad easily.
1.Omg that kid is such a pee pee brain.
2. Person 1: Yesterday I was with Jerry and he pissed me off so much that I beat the fuck out of him.

Person 2: Wow Jerry is such a pee pee brain.
by Epicito September 18, 2018
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Eating One's Brain

Said of an individual, circumstance or location perceived as insidiously annoying. Usually one discerns the circumstance after a brief period of interaction with said annoyance.

From direct translation of the Hebrew saying popular in Israel.
Eating One's Brain example:

Last time we were there, the guy was eating my brain.

Let us go, this place starts to eat my brain.
by Tiger What Woods January 15, 2014
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