A term for queer aligned women/non-binary people to describe the poor choices/dumb ideas that normally rational women/people make when they're thinking about a girl they like.
-"I was supposed to work late tonight and finish up a big project, but that girl from Hinge and I texted all night instead".
-When you're talking to a friend and they literally cannot carry a conversation because they keep thinking about their crush.
-Uhauling
All examples of Dumb Girl Brain
-When you're talking to a friend and they literally cannot carry a conversation because they keep thinking about their crush.
-Uhauling
All examples of Dumb Girl Brain
by WhiteStripeTrans July 19, 2021
Get the Dumb Girl Brain mug.The theory that secretaries of the world draw on a communal brain pool which is monopolized by a few, leaving the majority to fight for the scraps of left-over intelligence. Hence the high turnover rate of secretaries in offices. The longer you work in an office, the more this theory reinforces itself.
"Wow, your secretary seems to do a really good job."
"Yeah, she's pretty high up in the secretarial brain pool."
"Yeah, she's pretty high up in the secretarial brain pool."
by the schultz August 16, 2011
Get the Secretarial Brain Pool mug.Guy 1: Man I have a headache
Guy 2: Me too, it's killing me
Guy 3: The synchronised brain tumors are at it again
Guy 2: Me too, it's killing me
Guy 3: The synchronised brain tumors are at it again
by KeeKz October 29, 2007
Get the synchronised brain tumors mug.When a man becomes so stupid from receiving blow jobs that he is financially irresponsible and easily taken advantage of...
Wife, "If I happen to die and you collect on my life insurance, don't succumb to blow job brain from all the money hungry ho's out there. Be smarter than that."
Husband , "Do I look that stupid?"
Wife, "Yes."
Husband , "Do I look that stupid?"
Wife, "Yes."
by Milly5 November 10, 2015
Get the Blow job brain mug.The outcome of an unshaven scrotum being squeezed until the veins stick out. The shiny skin is evident, as well as the pubic hair. This looks like what would appear to be a small hairy brain. Hairy monkey brains!
by Green eggs and baaaam May 29, 2008
Get the hairy monkey brains mug.Similar to poo poo head a pee pee brain is someone who is full of piss. Pee pee brains are usually pretty good at pissing you off even if you don't get mad easily.
1.Omg that kid is such a pee pee brain.
2. Person 1: Yesterday I was with Jerry and he pissed me off so much that I beat the fuck out of him.
Person 2: Wow Jerry is such a pee pee brain.
2. Person 1: Yesterday I was with Jerry and he pissed me off so much that I beat the fuck out of him.
Person 2: Wow Jerry is such a pee pee brain.
by Epicito September 18, 2018
Get the Pee Pee Brain mug.Said of an individual, circumstance or location perceived as insidiously annoying. Usually one discerns the circumstance after a brief period of interaction with said annoyance.
From direct translation of the Hebrew saying popular in Israel.
From direct translation of the Hebrew saying popular in Israel.
Eating One's Brain example:
Last time we were there, the guy was eating my brain.
Let us go, this place starts to eat my brain.
Last time we were there, the guy was eating my brain.
Let us go, this place starts to eat my brain.
by Tiger What Woods January 15, 2014
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