Douche Bag

When a Person loves themself too much and thinks they are the center of the Universe and everyones attention.

Guy being followed by a crowd of people he dosent know while he jokes about people he walks past.
Jake:"MAN!, Did you see Randy? HES LIKE A MAGNET OR SUMTHIN!!!
Joseph:"Man, What a Douche Bag."

by wo7z October 9, 2010

Sucking Bag

A derogatory term/exclamation, for an object, person or situation, in which the popular term of "sucking dick" is insufficient.

"fuck me!, listening to that cunt prattle on about all that shit "sucked bag". "Bieber "sucks the bag" "Darling, please stop "sucking bag", and concentrate on my cock so I can pump this massive hot load of hot jizz down your slovenly throat"

by Homer Sectual May 3, 2016

Saggy Bag

An elderly woman with really saggy tits, I mean really REALLY saggy.

Some dude: Our music teacher is such a Saggy Bag!
Another dude: I know right!

by godishornyaf August 30, 2023

hate bag

Any place of employment in which all employers, employees, and affiliates hate one another.

My job is a total hate bag.

by Diablicl69 June 9, 2015

Suce bag

A person who 'sucks' up to another person

He is my suce bag for putting my rubbish in the bin

by 182910!:$& May 31, 2017

Douche Bag

1. That One Guy that complains All Night about how the OPEN BAR at a Wedding Reception ran out of Gin while there are 30 different kind of liquor is still remaining.

2. The guy that believes watching Philly Eagles game while at a wedding and then telling the groom "sorry but my Eagles are more important than your ceremony"

3. The guy that compares Strip Clubs to a Steak House.

Eagles fans are Douche Bags

by Captain Funguy October 1, 2013

Off a bag

To be under the influence of cocaine, or to be acting in sense that resembles that of a mentally challenged chimpanzee due to intoxication from a drug sold via bag.

My friend Francisco is off a bag he is constantly saying stupid shit.

by Biggang January 9, 2017