a creed loving man who boasts about his ability to eat a big mac while he shits. drinks a lot of whiskey and tries to recover with prilosec but still has GERD. An Adam loves to get down to some Cardi B while he plays golf and smokes cigars. Dont be fooled, he acts tough but still knows all the words to WAP.
an Adam's true sexual orientation can be discovered at black light parties, where he will emerge from the bathroom after 15 minutes with suspicious stains on his face and a sore jaw.
an Adam's true sexual orientation can be discovered at black light parties, where he will emerge from the bathroom after 15 minutes with suspicious stains on his face and a sore jaw.
Black light partier 1: Bro, did you see that Adam guy come out of the shitter?
Black light partier 2: Ya bruh, he was like rubbing his jaw and there was a bunch of load all over his face
Black light partier 1: Justin loved it
Black light partier 2: Ya bruh, he was like rubbing his jaw and there was a bunch of load all over his face
Black light partier 1: Justin loved it
by medusa007 December 25, 2023
Get the Adam mug.Woke progessive leftist, and current podcaster on Youtube. He created and hosted the half-hour truTV show Adam Ruins Everything, based on the CollegeHumor series of the same name.
Adam has faced significant criticism for being perceived as entrenched in a 'woke' ideology, leading to accusations of science denialism. Critics argue that he selectively chooses experts, distorts data, and promotes a form of "science worship" while maintaining an appearance of objectivity. Despite asserting the factual basis of his views, he is accused of neglecting dissenting evidence and failing to withstand scrutiny, as demonstrated during his appearance on the Joe Rogan show where his ideology quickly unraveled. Instead of engaging in open debate, he is seen hosting a podcast that serves as a platform for reinforcing woke ideologies among the like-minded, akin to a Sunday church meeting.
Adam has faced significant criticism for being perceived as entrenched in a 'woke' ideology, leading to accusations of science denialism. Critics argue that he selectively chooses experts, distorts data, and promotes a form of "science worship" while maintaining an appearance of objectivity. Despite asserting the factual basis of his views, he is accused of neglecting dissenting evidence and failing to withstand scrutiny, as demonstrated during his appearance on the Joe Rogan show where his ideology quickly unraveled. Instead of engaging in open debate, he is seen hosting a podcast that serves as a platform for reinforcing woke ideologies among the like-minded, akin to a Sunday church meeting.
Regular Guy #1: Did you see Adam Conover ruined billionaires?
Regular Guy #2: Doesn't that dude have like 100 million dollars?
Regular Guy #1: Only people who are richer than him are automatically bad, as is anyone who disagrees with his ideas.
Regular Guy #2: Classic woke lefty cultist behavior.
Regular Guy #2: Doesn't that dude have like 100 million dollars?
Regular Guy #1: Only people who are richer than him are automatically bad, as is anyone who disagrees with his ideas.
Regular Guy #2: Classic woke lefty cultist behavior.
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Get the Adam Walsh mug.Adam is amazing loving and affectionate not to mention considerate. Love affection and consideration that Homaira will never find anywhere. Adam cuddled her and feed her. She constantly thinks about Adam but is stubborn and hard headed. And will admit it. But when she stares off into outer space she's thinking of Adam. No one will ever fill the void cause no one will ever be, be Adam.
Homaira refused to bow to Adam and for that will never be happy and will be enslaved in hell.
Homaira refused to bow to Adam and for that will never be happy and will be enslaved in hell.
Adam: what's wrong Homaira
Homaira: nothing I'm better now that I bowed to you Adam. I missed you. But I was scared you would never forgive me.
Adam: you're a sweetheart mama I will forgive you but
Homaira: I miss your everything. I was so wrong and did everything to hurt you and lie to people about you so you would be alone cause i cant stand the thought of you with someone else if i wait for you to bow I would have waited forever and lose you. I have to bow or else I will be miserable in hell forever
Homaira: nothing I'm better now that I bowed to you Adam. I missed you. But I was scared you would never forgive me.
Adam: you're a sweetheart mama I will forgive you but
Homaira: I miss your everything. I was so wrong and did everything to hurt you and lie to people about you so you would be alone cause i cant stand the thought of you with someone else if i wait for you to bow I would have waited forever and lose you. I have to bow or else I will be miserable in hell forever
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