by Spicy_Meatballlz May 14, 2018
Get the long nipsmug. An organization with members around the world that recruits only those deemed to have "Big long Schlongs."
The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.
As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.
The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.
As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.
"Hey Trish have you heard?"
"Heard what chad?"
"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."
"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"
"Heard what chad?"
"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."
"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"
by MurderDuck May 28, 2022
Get the Big Long Schlong Clubmug. by JoeysArk June 27, 2023
Get the long absmug. Is The consensual act between 2 gay lovers in which lover A uses his silky smooth mouth to bring lover B to the point of edging. lover B will vigorously pull out to ensure he goes over the edge upon exiting the mouth, once exited he will offload his load upon lover A’s rock hard cock. Lover B then must comense the glazed long John act, in which he will suck/lick/eat his own secret sauce off lover A’s steel rod. Once the rod is spit cleaned and no reminisce of his cum is found upon the shaft he must recite the phrase “You really like your own brand.” Ending with a dramatic jumping high-five to embrace the true beauty of love.
I (male) heard my boyfriend say that he wanted to ejaculate on my sexual appendage and intake the residue orally so I proposed trying a “Glazed Long Jhon”
by 261ERS February 15, 2024
Get the Glazed Long Jhonmug. "Yo dude, have you heard Long Elevator yet?"
"Yeah man, it slaps harder than my dad when I got a 69 on my maths test."
"Yeah man, it slaps harder than my dad when I got a 69 on my maths test."
by AZZYTASTER December 27, 2023
Get the Long Elevatormug. 
Month 1: two sauces long
Month 4: three sauces long
One year: five sauces long
Three years: seven sauces long
Month 4: three sauces long
One year: five sauces long
Three years: seven sauces long
by Cacaman123 July 7, 2023
Get the Two sauces longmug.