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The Christians and the Jews

I'll take your unwillinglyness to release me as an admission of guilt. You are trying to condemn me to a life that is LIKE yours but worse, in perpetuity. And you are doing it completely arbitrarily. It's the book of Job. This is a thing you do to people. You like doing a book of Job to people and now you're having a spastic reaction to the fact that I caught you doing it. You don't care what I said and you don't care about what I did. I didn't even do anything actionable AND WHEN I DID... Instead of getting the law involved you covered it up so you could keep doing your book of Job to me. So...
Hym "Therefore... Fuck the Christians and the Jews. You can eat a God-sized dick. Bitch. AND fuck your kids. Fuck em right in the face."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
mugGet the The Christians and the Jewsmug.

jew saver

kyle chitty saver of the jews number 74 dressed up as hitler and killed everyone from the inside
i did a kyle chitty last night jew saver
by jew savour May 13, 2021
mugGet the jew savermug.

edward jew

justin salad donald egg jumpin chicken range.
i want to pull a edward jew on you.
by edwardnuokk January 24, 2023
mugGet the edward jewmug.

Jew Gypsue

The ancient Hebrew art of negotiation with a particular emphasis on haggling, cheating and litigating.
Arron used his Jew Gypsue skills to get a great price on our vacation to Israel.
by Johnny Donut January 27, 2019
mugGet the Jew Gypsuemug.

Sew Jew

A Jewish person who worships in the sewer.
In 2024 a group of yeshiva students dug tunnels in Crown Heights, Brooklyn to expand their synagogue.
As I was in my first floor apartment I swear I could hear the Sew Jews speaking Hebrew.
by Sew Jew January 11, 2024
mugGet the Sew Jewmug.

Jew Klux Klan

When you use race or semitic origins as a way to gage or increase the yield of truth or evidence in a debate.
"Well the scholar is jewish, he opt to know more about the old testament!" Hey! This is a Jew Klux Klan fallacy.
by i9u8y7t6f7tugvbhk March 30, 2025
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