Alaskan Willy Tuck

The sexual act where your partner jacks you off firmly until you ejaculate, right before he cums, she pulls the foreskin over the head and sutures it closed for a day. After the cum has hardened and a possible serious green bacteria has formed, she removes the stitches and jerks him off again, releasing a fountain of green, bacteria filled, cum.

1. I just did the Alaskan Willy Tuck with Sandra and now I need to see a doctor!

by Poop Gobbler February 15, 2021

A Sticky willie

When someone cums in someone’s ear Like a wet willie

Don : WTF Derrick why did you give me a sticky willie it’s all over my ear!!”

Derrick : because your were being a dick don”

by Thicc daddy Derrick February 18, 2021

Willy

A term of which, most likely a child used to refer to a penis.

I have a big willy.

by puthaydistroyer5000 March 2, 2021

Jasing on a willi-ams

Taking a long shit whilst hovering over someone else’s dick

I was having the funniest conversation whilst Jasing on a Willi-ams the other day.

by PyrozBlazegate March 5, 2021

willy c

william the conquerer

willy c:

“william the conquerer never gave up on his thrown
its widely known he was the master of his class yeh
he could never be overthrown”

by KloDaniels March 5, 2021

Willy Wonka

A white wanker

Other terms: willy wanka, wonky wonka, wonky willy, et

That wanker is such a willy wonka

by Cokeface March 14, 2021

Wet Willy

While normal people say wet Willy is licking your finger and sticking it in their ear I am changing the definition to sucking/licking dick or a wet dick

James: Baby can I have a wet Willy?
Taylor: yes ofc

by Hanandbjslzbd March 22, 2021