Wet Chester

n. Inserting a wet thumb up someone's anus.

Example: "I sleep with my pants on in fear of receiving a wet Chester.

2) Guy 1: Man my ass is sore and soggy.

Guy 2: I'm afraid to ask, but why?

Guy 3: I woke up to a nasty wet Chester this morning.

by grandmasterpapasmurf January 17, 2013

Wet Saddle

A sex position involving role-play where the female is on all fours and the male is riding her back, whacking her ass, and pulling on her hair (like a horse tack) just like a horse.

Friend: "How was sex last night?"
you: "it was like a wet saddle."
Friend: "So you rode her like a horse!?"

by Shenanigans1996 February 9, 2012

wet aspirin

Obtaining relief from any of your life problems through the enjoyment of a wet, sticky, very enjoyable sexual encounter

Yasin- Dude Im Fckn stressed over these exams

Kyle- Yeah bruh lets go find some bitches for some wet aspirin

Yasin- Hell yeah, thats just what I need to get my mind right

by BfloHunnydew December 19, 2011

Wet Weapon

When after consuming Jager Bombs you can transform into the ultimate weapon in love, sexual prowess or a comedy genius. You can also (at the same time) become a demi-god, a destroyer of worlds, the ultimate warrior and a better lover than Cupid

Alt. After too much Jager your Penis becomes like a wet gun -useless "Overcooked wet weapon"

"Look at Arik over there, just did five jagers - He has become a wet Weapon. No doubt someones gona get it."

by Arik of Arnold January 12, 2012

wet and gushy

Just a censored version of Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallions “WAP” Instead “Wet A** P****”
It’s “Wet and Gushy”

“Yeah you dealing with some wet and gushy”

by Powerrangers123 February 19, 2023

Wet Jhett

Cracked valorant skin reviewer that have over 10 subs on YouTube and snort gfuel for a living.

Have you seen the New Wet Jhett video about his climb to radiant from immortal.

by FF when lose pistol round November 7, 2021

Wet wool

When a handsome devil from out of town says 'I'll make you want to change post codes' and goes to work on you until your cum runs down your leg into your ugg boot.

Come here babe so I can make you want to change post codes and give you wet wool

by Mrs. Packer August 5, 2021