A basement dweller with no future who sits on their greasy disgusting ass that hasn't been showered in fucking months, stuffs their face with Cheetos, and plays Fortnite all god damn day.
Person 1: Did you hear about Bob? He's been skipping school to play video games.
Person 2: What a fucking virgin. Disgusted.
Person 2: What a fucking virgin. Disgusted.
by HateVirgins123 December 3, 2018

"Why is it that no one sees how available I am? Why isn’t it clear that I don’t choose to be an ingrown virgin?" (from the book "Superior Women" by Alice Adams
"I hear she's the worst ingrown virgin in the village" (from the Play "The Enemies of a Bishop" by Christopher Isherwood & WH Auden)
"I hear she's the worst ingrown virgin in the village" (from the Play "The Enemies of a Bishop" by Christopher Isherwood & WH Auden)
by Davy Andy January 11, 2022

by dafidkaa September 22, 2019

When you ain't a virgin but you ain't a lad either. Your at a tragic point in your life where you have many times nearly lost your V-card but due to your awkwardness and lack of chat you failed to get some.
Person 1: Hey ain't see you in a while, you still a virgin?
Person 2: It's complicated
Person 1: What do you mean ??
Person 2: I'm nearly not a virgin
Person 2: It's complicated
Person 1: What do you mean ??
Person 2: I'm nearly not a virgin
by BigWez June 8, 2018

Bronies don't lose their Virginity because no one wants to go anywhere within ten feet of them to have the sex.
by 2182929 March 21, 2022

by Djdklxoejebdkxkdsbdjxjsojedkxj August 3, 2019

by I’m kinky rn December 14, 2020
