vagina leech

a clingy woman

Any of the main characters from Teen Mom 2.

"Chelsea is being such a vagina leech! She won't leave me alone."

by smartin321 February 25, 2013

vagina cream

The residual semi-coagulated semen left over on the privates of a ,typically, Latina female after intercourse with a hooved animal (horse, donkey, goat, etc...). Also known as "A Donkey Show", the semen is usually collected and lightly dusted over the local cuisine of choice.

Have you ever had la enchilada con vagina cream?

by Donkey Cox June 16, 2016

Vagina Tits

The little crevice that most overweight people have on their nipples.

Wow, look at him he has vagina tits.

by Forzalova1998 June 24, 2016

cattywampus vagina

When you meet a gorgeous girl who seems perfect then finally get in her pants and suffer the extreme disappointment of her mangled vagina. There’s no lips to hold everything in and it’s all hanging out like ground beef.

“Hey man, you finally get her yet?” He asked. “Well, I was about to, but her cattywampus vagina scared my dick soft man!” He shreiked as he curled up in the fetal position to suck his thumb.

by Ginabob420 October 23, 2018

Vagina troll

A nasty purple freaky looking newborn baby that still has vaginal coleslaw on it

My god darling that’s a freakin vagina troll if ever I saw one

by landwhales December 8, 2017

vagina-tail

a cocktail with no alcohol in

look at the puss drinking a vagina-tail

by sunny d and rum yum yum December 14, 2010

Vagina hurter

When a guy doesn't know how to sexually satisfy a female with his fingers. Applies so much force and no movement but thinks he's doing a good job.

- even worse downfall; usually over the age of 24 and still do this

Jesus Rebecca he was such a vagina hurter. I felt like I was at the gyno office. All force and pressure. No movement. constructive Criticism got us no where either

by Smashley121212 September 3, 2016