Toilet Fish

Euphemism for piece of shit.

You selfish jerk you're such a toilet fish!!!

by Jerry Mane June 23, 2021

Toilet chomper

A term used to insult someone saying that they use the toilet to much.

"Brian you are such a toilet chomper, stop eating so much taco bell."

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 14, 2023

Toilet Dash

When you’re rushing to the bathroom because you gotta poop so bad.

Aw man, I gotta make a toilet dash!

by Conn-06 October 10, 2019

Toilet Dash

the best person in this world

person 1: toilet dash
person 2: no

by Furrop February 08, 2023

Plunging Toilet

When one stands over their woman and plunges their penis into the vagina like plunging a toilet

I plunged my bitches hole like a toilet"plunging toilet"

by bagmaster_t February 21, 2010

Who Shit In Your Toilet?

Equivalent of:
- Who Rained On Your Parade?
- Who Pissed In Your Cornflakes?
- What's Got Your Panties In a Twist?

Person 1: I'm really excited to go to the beach!
Person 2: I don't give a shit
Person 3: Dang, Who Shit In Your Toilet?

by Trizzy13 April 18, 2025

Toilet brush

APPARENTLY TOILETPAPER IS JUST NOT ENOUGH FOR SOME PEOPLE, I THINK ILL STICK TO TOILET PAPER THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Jared:we’re all out of toilet paper…
Steve: Well, I guess I’ll just use the toilet brush today.

by No your pseudonym November 17, 2021