Moon beam ice cream

When the frequency is so vigorously omitted -> ice cream.

Moon beam ice cream is fun

by Da frequency May 31, 2025

Polished Moon

When a guy performs a moon (drops his pants to flash his butt), but he’s freshly shaved or completely hairless down below. The smooth appearance of his bare ass and dangling parts creates a clean, reflective aesthetic — hence, a “polished moon.”

Sorry everyone, I Didn't mean to accidentally show pictures of my polished moon.

by ChatGPT + User June 4, 2025

Moon cricket

Person with neither job, money, personal hygiene practices , nor a majority of his/her teeth. They live day to day on government money and subsidies and complain / “chirp” that they’re not getting enough.

I saw a moon cricket at the store the other day, laughing their toothless laugh, and excited that they got their food stamp money

by Lonnie Smithers June 5, 2025

Talk to the moon

A metaphor for going outside to eat your buddy out

Me and my bro are gonna go outside and talk to the moon

by KinksBeSeen June 5, 2025

Rebel Moon

A duology of edgy Star Wars rip-offs by Zack Snyder (a.k.a the guy who really wanted Superman to kill people and be Jesus for some reason, idk). They were the kind of films you watch to riff on then eventually just get brought into the utter misery of realise "holy mother-forking shirt-balls, he GENUINELY thought he was cooking with these" and a little part of you dies knowing that some people genuinely believe the director of these two pieces of steaming-hot cinematic garbage is one of the greatest film makers of this century.

Tyrone: "Hey dude, let's watch Rebel Moon, make our own fuckin' MST3K shit"
Michael: "Sure, I got no plans for today"
5-ish Hours Later
Tyrone: "Jesus fucking christ"
Michael: "THIS SHIT WAS MADE BY THE MAN OF STEEL GUY?!!"

by Big, Big, Martian June 11, 2025

Moon Gooning

Going out with Navajo Eagle Eye, blowing the head off a Buffalo, skinning an Elk, taking peyote and then gooning into the entrails whilst Eagle Eye Jelqs to supervise

Yeah me and my buds went moon gooning last night, it was a transformative experience

by BD-1's Prostate November 20, 2023

Moon gooning

a Native American tradition to skin an elk, cut the head of a buffalo, and put the skull of the buffalo on like a mask. It could also be a feather headdress. Hang the elks guts up in a tree. Moon gooning is a spiritual thing.

Hey bro, do you want to come with Jack and I to go moon gooning tonight?

by Black monkey nigga November 20, 2023