by RAV3STAR May 1, 2022
Get the david-leemug. He is one of the greatest song writer I ever had the pleasure to meet. So transparent and thoughtful, he writes about things that he's passionate about and he wrote a song last year about the book Eleanor and Park, Rainbow Rowell that is name "Ella y Él. The only problem, as you may have noticed, is that he only post his original songs in Spanish but if you are interested, listen to them and try to translated because the meaning of that songs is beautiful and deep.
by Andy_460 June 24, 2018
Get the David Reesmug. David or Daaaybid
Usually a tanned dark and handsome bloke , who's got a trademark smile.
If you haven't fucked him yet , your obviously a yucky sorta gal , because David self admittedly will cop anything. His ability to make you laugh either at him or with him is always guaranteed when your in close range of him.
Although he reckons he's an old school skeg , proof of his gap tells another story. But let me tell ya straight , what he lacks in footwork & skateboarding skills , he makes up for with too notch hand & mouth capabilities on an oussy. Cunt'll have ya suffocating yourself under ya pillow.
He comes from a long line of lynches , his buduu is brown and equipped with plenty of inches.
Builder by trade , with a tool belt tan. Whipper snipping isn't one of his strong points he leaves you with a half job rob.
If you ever meet a David that walks with one hand or both in his pockets with a bit of a hip swing , make sure you stop and shake his hand & offer him a bum . Better yet , throw him your loose change & flash him your titts. He might even let you have a few of his Dickie nits.
To sum up in just a short phrase
What a David means to me
If you don't have a daaaybid as your mcjoshy mate , you may as well go home and cry.
Because my mate daybid makes my world a phenomenally better place to be in.
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Usually a tanned dark and handsome bloke , who's got a trademark smile.
If you haven't fucked him yet , your obviously a yucky sorta gal , because David self admittedly will cop anything. His ability to make you laugh either at him or with him is always guaranteed when your in close range of him.
Although he reckons he's an old school skeg , proof of his gap tells another story. But let me tell ya straight , what he lacks in footwork & skateboarding skills , he makes up for with too notch hand & mouth capabilities on an oussy. Cunt'll have ya suffocating yourself under ya pillow.
He comes from a long line of lynches , his buduu is brown and equipped with plenty of inches.
Builder by trade , with a tool belt tan. Whipper snipping isn't one of his strong points he leaves you with a half job rob.
If you ever meet a David that walks with one hand or both in his pockets with a bit of a hip swing , make sure you stop and shake his hand & offer him a bum . Better yet , throw him your loose change & flash him your titts. He might even let you have a few of his Dickie nits.
To sum up in just a short phrase
What a David means to me
If you don't have a daaaybid as your mcjoshy mate , you may as well go home and cry.
Because my mate daybid makes my world a phenomenally better place to be in.
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by Daybid April 21, 2023
Get the Davidmug. David A. Kingdon "aka" s4unna.dk22 on his social media account is a basketball,track, and field player. David is much known for his dominance in the paint during his 7th grade basketball season. David has even had coaches from many schools come watch him play; but the coaches mainly came too David's track meets. The best thing about David's athleticism was his speed. Despite being 5'6 142 lbs, David was very fast for his unhealthy body. David had run a 22.5 in the 200 meter dash and an outstanding 13.7 in the 100 meter dash. David is very special because not only was he fast but jumped a high of 17.5 in long jump! David Kingdon is gonna be something serious when he goes to college to play pro. David also has 3 offers and is making it his very most concerned to become a D1 athlete.
by John Kole April 30, 2024
Get the David Kingdonmug. A person that gets placed in gold 3 in league of legends, but gets to gold 5 after 400 games. Typically a person that likes to waste time on video games and stalk girls on instagram.
by TheMeanGreens October 11, 2018
Get the Davidmug. A hard working athlete who is the champion at the Sports Day sprints.
Multi-Gold Medalist
Winner of the 2002 Commonwealth Games Marathon
Winner of the 2004 Olympic Games Marathon
2004 Australia Flag Barer for the Olympic Games
(Confirmed Flag Barer for the 2034 Olympic Games in Brisbane)
Taught Gordon Ramsey to Cook... Then cooked curry.. after cooking Steph Curry
Proud father of Michael Jordan.
50% owner or Tesla as a side hustle.
He don't need to introduce himself when he walks into a building
Usain Bolt's former personal trainer
Chess world champ
4x UFC Champion (6-0 against Conor McGregor)
Made Floyd Mayweather cry
Put Tyson Fury in a body bag
Is 6'4 and has 230 pounds worth of muscle
Co-Owner of Pheonix Suns
So yea, He's literally him.
Multi-Gold Medalist
Winner of the 2002 Commonwealth Games Marathon
Winner of the 2004 Olympic Games Marathon
2004 Australia Flag Barer for the Olympic Games
(Confirmed Flag Barer for the 2034 Olympic Games in Brisbane)
Taught Gordon Ramsey to Cook... Then cooked curry.. after cooking Steph Curry
Proud father of Michael Jordan.
50% owner or Tesla as a side hustle.
He don't need to introduce himself when he walks into a building
Usain Bolt's former personal trainer
Chess world champ
4x UFC Champion (6-0 against Conor McGregor)
Made Floyd Mayweather cry
Put Tyson Fury in a body bag
Is 6'4 and has 230 pounds worth of muscle
Co-Owner of Pheonix Suns
So yea, He's literally him.
Person 1: Hey, you see that guy over there? David Bilbija is his name. He's literally HIM.
Person 2: Do I know him?
Person 3: How do you not know him?
Person 4: HE IS HIM!
Person 5: We're literally all here for him you numb-nuts
Person 2: Do I know him?
Person 3: How do you not know him?
Person 4: HE IS HIM!
Person 5: We're literally all here for him you numb-nuts
by Pannas & Rizz August 15, 2023
Get the David Bilbijamug. 