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Running a train

Contrary to popular belief, this sexual act has an alternate meaning in the community of those with a fetish for model trains.

There are many ways to “run a train” on a sexual partner, however some of the most popular in the community are:
- Starting the locomotive at the base of the station master’s phallus and establishing with the conductor whether this scheduled transit is going towards the tunnel entrance or secondary option the shallow valley.
- “The tunnel ” will require more preparation to the track work. It is often met with scheduled exits on the same timeline.
Oi bruv you should’ve helped run that train, you’d make a hot conductor. I bet you’d be more efficient at running a train than the city council.
by Track Work October 8, 2025
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tilt train

When you're on a streak picking up girls and charizarding them, when suddenly she doesn't obey and yeets on you.
Person 1: Damn, i just got on the Tilt Train yesterday.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: I was on a roll pussy licking, then I suddenly got yeeted on and she ruined my streak.

Person 2: So like you were non stop on a streak like a train and you got derailed? Damn that sucks.
by ShurikenSwallower666 October 21, 2018
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Aaahh-Train

Its a Russian version of the A-Train. It's fictional and only used as a joke. Invented by two highschoolers. Much like the Fail Boat. Only its the Epic Win of Motorized Vehicles.
(A guy wins epically) Nick: Wow Olson's on fire tonight.

Mike: Yeah, He's really riding the Aaahh-Train tonight.
by Skovy February 25, 2021
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1 train

7 Av local train that has 38 stops from South Ferry to Van Cortlandt Park in NYC. Sometimes its slow as hell and sometimes you might want to catch the 2 or 3 train if you miss the 1 train because it takes eternity to come sometimes.
"There is an uptown local 1 train to Van Cortlandt Park-242 Street 7 minutes away"
by TheMiguelitoGod1000 July 28, 2024
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Train

When a group of young, rich, up and coming republicans has sex with the same woman, one after the other.
My name's Bart. I will be on the Supreme Court. Pleased to meet you, my name is Jeff, I'll be the CEO of my dad's International Arms manufacturer; and this is John, he will be a five star General like his dad. After you've thrown the dog a bone, I'll introduce you to the rest of the guys in the train.
by markinnaples September 26, 2018
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meme-train

similar to "bandwagon" but specifically in relation to social phenomena
"getting on the meme-train"

"I've got a ticket on the Harambe express"

"remember lolcats? that shit was like the Ciurea rail disaster of internet memes"
by Rosettastoned101 August 5, 2016
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Faggotry Train

For when two or more people repeatedly engage in a harmful connection or relationship, opting to continue riding the repeating track of incompatibility and conflict, instead of addressing existing issues or separating and disbanding all together.

It can also refer to a followed agenda or habit (Relating to a social value that's self-destructive and self-gratifying, or even failing to commit to an announced goal despite failing before, and having the opportunity to improve upon future attempts, but instead sending oneself down the same track with the same destination as before.
Joey and Martha continued riding the faggotry train as they kept getting back together in fruitless relationships. Even though Joey has the sex experience of a denialistic virgin, while Martha is a dishonest and hypocritical skank.

Cain, upon realizing he will never get a victory royal if he keeps relying on his friend group as a dedicated squad, announced: "Know what guys? This friend group isn't for me. You all can't aim for shit, and I can't stand hanging out with you guys when Issac is there. He never showers between his fat rolls and the rest of you have too much patience for him despite the rest of us collectively becoming anorexic because of his forever existing and evolving stench. This is a never ending faggotry train, and I'm getting out of it because I'm sick of this."

Despite nobody caring after the 8th time, Kennedy continued to threaten acts of suicide because she couldn't work her job for more than 6 minutes without reaching her phone with her fat little finger sausages and getting written up for it. She's been on a faggotry train streak and will be riding it for the foreseeable future.
by Angzoe May 30, 2025
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