You know you are listening to heavy metal when it’s got a 3 minute intro then lyrics about death or war or it’s just so distorted you can’t hear the lyrics I recommend if you plan to get into metal you should start with less heavy bands like cannibal corpse or sodom if you can’t listen to a cannibal corpse song all the way through you are a pussy
by Scuba Shlog April 23, 2021
Get the Heavy Metalmug. Much like gateway drugs, it’s the softer entry level metal you listen to before getting into harder, heavier metal. -Steven Jessup
by JekkylJack June 7, 2025
Get the Gateway Metalmug. Porridge Metal - Metal Musik whos drums are too quite, guitar has no aksents, trak looks longer than it aktually is, & tempo is always changing its like “Porridge”
Term kreated & 1st used by Kristina Rybalchenko aka Kriss Drummer on 2023_December_16 Saturday during Live Twitch Stream. Time Stamp 3:35:00 15:35:00 CT / 21:35:00 UTC
Term kreated & 1st used by Kristina Rybalchenko aka Kriss Drummer on 2023_December_16 Saturday during Live Twitch Stream. Time Stamp 3:35:00 15:35:00 CT / 21:35:00 UTC
Example 1: Motorhead the Band has a song kalled “Overkill” it is the epitome of “Porridge Metal Musik”
Example 2: Motörhead - Overkill, is Porridge Metal
Example 2: Motörhead - Overkill, is Porridge Metal
by anonymous December 16, 2023
Get the Porridge Metalmug. A subgenre of Metal referring to bands with more romantic or emotional tones to their songs. An example of a cum metal band is Sleep Token
by DigitalAegis February 12, 2024
Get the cum metalmug. by Elarob123 June 6, 2018
Get the Metal Detectormug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
by Cute brown girl March 13, 2018
Get the Metal Bitchin’mug.