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Amanda shuffle

Amanda shuffle is the walk back to the car after scoring a bag. As you walk releasing farts with every step you take causing your ass to gyrate and move in side way movements.
Did you see jayde as she walked back to the car she had the mean Amanda shuffle going on.
by 19mike oxlong19 July 23, 2022
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Amanda shuffle

Amanda shuffle is when one farts as they walk back to car after getting a score. As the person walks the uncontrollable flatulence is released with every step causing the shuffler to clench and tighten the booty making them look like a speed walker competitor. While the shuffler is trying to control the flatulence their head is doing circular motions in a zombie like way.
Omg jayde did you see that. She was doing the Amanda shuffle she is out the gate!!!
by 19mike oxlong19 July 25, 2022
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Croc-Shuffler

An employee who shuffles around either within their department or between different departments, with files in hand, appearing to have purpose but not really getting anything done at all. Originates from the footwear worn by people in health care settings and the frustration felt by onlookers.
"The onlookers in the waiting room watched the croc-shuffler walking up and down the corridor, looking aimless and not actually getting anything done."

"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"

"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"
by Juliaabb August 5, 2022
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Croc-Shuffler

An employee who shuffles around either within their department or between different departments, with files in hand, appearing to have purpose but not really getting anything done at all. Originates from the footwear worn by people in health care settings and the frustration felt by onlookers.
"The onlookers in the waiting room watched the croc-shuffler walking up and down the corridor, looking aimless and not actually getting anything done."

"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"

"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"
by Juliaabb August 5, 2022
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The Scuffle of 1812

The war between the corrupt forces of Ohio, led by the evil clone of Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III, and the forces of earth, led by The Great Beyonder, and Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III. This scuffle devastated the planet and killed the evil clone of Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III. Afterwards Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III rose to power and ushered in a new age for Ohio.
Old Man: "My grandfather witnessed the scuffle of 1812 and barely escaped with his life."

Child: "Whatever gramps! All of that Ohio conspiracy stuff is so fake! I bet that you read it on facebook!"
by Servant 1832E October 28, 2022
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Carolina Shuffle

Carolina Shuffle is used to describe how slow niggers walk when they get to the street when the light turns yellow and they walk out into traffic that now can not progress forward since the nigger is in the way. The light is now red and the nigger is now blocking traffic staring into the eyes of the drivers who can't get to work while the nigger goes to KFC to spend your tax dollars on his chicken.
Niggers do the Carolina Shuffle by walking slow into traffic to block it on your way to work.
by Water Boar August 25, 2022
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Laos Shuffle

The dance my grandfather does when I talk to him about the war. Usually consists of a weird breakdance on the floor, lasting for many minutes.
HOLY SHIT my grandad is doin the Laos shuffle
by EggplantAddict(cocaine) September 4, 2022
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