C. A. P.

Cuban American Princess. nuff' said.

"Bro, ju gonna meet her parents pero she aint finna give up shit cause that bitch cause she's a C. A. P. , yo."

by Negrito DelaMama August 27, 2006

A*P*H*

Stands for Ass Pubic Hair.

Dude matt told me the other day that the girl he was with had alot of A*P*H*.

by PBS July 18, 2005

p la g

An even shorter version of p legee/pretty legit

That vid of the kitty is p la g bruh

Beer always makes my girlfriend's boobs p la g

Keep it p la g

by le_chacal March 31, 2011

3 P Party

depending on who is listening...

authority figures:
pizza, pop, parents

friends:
pussy, pong, pot

Bob: "This week blew lets have a 3 P Party this weekend."

Teacher: "What's that?"

"Pizza, pop, and parents of course."

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Kid: "Alright I'll get the blunt and the natty, invite some pussy."

by Cpt. Fantastic September 11, 2009

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oh man, for sure no one has tried zqaxwscedvrfbtgnyhmuj,ik.ol/p;! Ah dammit! someone already did!.

by arealdudeandtotalynotabot April 15, 2019

T-P Treatment

The "TOTAL PACKAGE" treatment. TP treatment includes anything that could possibly happen during a sexual encounter.

She gave me the T-P treatment on the first date.

by Odecko.COM January 10, 2007

P-996 Lazer

This is the fighter jet off of Grand Theft Auto 5. This is not to be confused with the new Hydra jet from the Heists update. This is a normal fighter jet. It has missiles, lock-on missiles, and a machine gun cannon with explosive rounds. It is found in Fort Zancudo.

I got a P-996 Lazer! I'm going to give everyone air support now.

by RachelNorton22 March 12, 2015