National Harry styles day

February 1 is national Harry styles day. It’s lit the birthday of an amazing human being like it deserves a day to its own.

❤️❤️❤️I LOVE YOU HARRY❤️❤️❤️

“Omg tomorrow is feb 1, it’s National Harry styles day!!❤️❤️“

by #1fanofharry February 1, 2022

National Suck Chito Day

All females report to Chito the yung God and suck him rq

Taylor Swift: Yo tryna hit the studio tonight???
Cardi B: Hell nah it’s National Suck Chito Day tryna join for a 3 sum??
Taylor Swift: Fuck yeah Chit got a big shlong

by Chito Lopez April 10, 2019

National ur mom day

November 16 is National ur mom day. You have to reply with “ur mom” to everything. And if you don’t…you’re not very swag

Jimmy: hey what’s up Chris?
Chris: ur mom
Jimmy: what?
Chris: oh it’s National ur mom day

Jimmy: oh

by lolbopxd November 15, 2022

National Timmy Thicc Day

National Timmy Thicc day is March 5th every year. We will celebrate our savior Timmy Thicc for he is the almighty thicc boi

You celebrate how thicc timmy is on national Timmy thicc day

by TimothyThicc February 28, 2020

National STAAR test day

On April 11, the day before national grab ass day, one of the fucking dumb tests for all middle school and freshman. Everyone fails this test and a passing score is under 40%. It’s super ducking gay. People should get rid of it

Damn, I failed the National STAAR test day test. That shit harder than my uncircumcised dick.

by IHateSTAARS May 24, 2018

National Kiss Vinny day

National kiss vinny day is on January 4. Any person named vinny you see you need to kiss. They deserve it.

The kiss slowly turned into gay sex on National Kiss Vinny day

by Herepants January 2, 2022

National Get Pregnant Day

Today is the day that you MUST get pregnant, no exceptions.

Him: Hey Shordy, Today is baby making day, todays the day you getting pregnant.
Her: OMG, I am so Excited to get pregnant!!! I almost forgot that it was National Get Pregnant Day

by ItalianStallion123456789 October 27, 2022