Matthew

A Canadian man with a micro who happens to also be a downie.

I would kill myself if I was a Matthew.

by illuminabi March 6, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is a boy that can put his mind to something and then do it. He is super cooperative and can put you in a good mood in just a second. You could be sad but he would make a joke with his stupid, hilarious humor and make you laugh. Hes not a guy to try to get a girlfriend but when he 'accidently' finds that girl for him he'll treat her like shes everything.

You: "oh my who's that"

Friend: "that's matthew"
You: "damn"

by xd sophia January 9, 2019

Matthew

A based monkey.

Matthew: n word
Person 2: based monkey

by Reetayeetalicious boii October 16, 2021

Matthew

Matthew, where do I even begin to explain Matthew. He’s a smart funny, kind hearted person. Is a nerd when it comes to basketball. Puts his mind to a goal and will achieve that goal. Strong, handsome, fun to talk too. Matthew's the type of person to make the whole room laugh with his jokes. Everyone loves Matthew. Just looking at him you’ll fall in love with his precious eyes. But overall just the most amazing person ever.

👤:Omg looks it’s Matthew😱!

Matthew: Hi

👤: *blushes*

by ana_g April 24, 2022

Matthew Bean

Someone who got annoyed that their name wasn't in the urban dictionary so got me to add it.

"Hello Matthew Bean"
"Hello"

by Xocrone September 16, 2020

Matthew

That one cunt in a group who actually has a girlfriend and instead of spending time with the lads, he sucks her off. Severly racist towards pakis (Sherom) and likes to touch kids under the age of 10.

Don't be a Matthew you spastic

by rkrichardson December 9, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is Lowkey a beaner. He’s super shy and weird. He’s in a very serious relationship with Wendy. He plays baseball and he kinda thick.

“Omgg are you going to Matthews game on Saturday”

by Dezi anaiya December 6, 2019