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Matthew

Watch out THEY ARE SNEAKY ! But can be friendly to any one he comes in contact with.
That Matthew is sneaky
by hey bye November 22, 2021
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Matthew 10:43

thou must not eat ice cream until an hour after dinner time
I think Matthew 10:43 is my favorite verse! I’m gonna put it into my instagram bio.
by ladycapulet#4 June 4, 2022
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Matthew

A FUCKIN IDIOT!! So stupad!

Thinks he’s funny but rlly isn’t!!
Keeps asking if he should grow his hair out, and no one gives a fuck!!

Like just shut up
Shut up
“Yeo, do yk matthew” - female

Unfortunately” - chica

“He’s a fuckin idiot” - female
“So stupad” - chica

“U right” - female
by A literal god April 10, 2019
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Matthew

The greatest person I have ever met, I love him with my whole heart, and wish he could be mine.
by Theonewhodreams124 May 24, 2023
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Kai Matthews

He was the load his mother should have swallowed. Of course his father had to choose to make him a stain on society instead of a stain on the bed. He doesn’t have one less of a chromosome he has an extra one and it went straight to his massive fucking forehead. You wonder why he’s always so busy on Friday nights but it’s not because he playing some stupid video games. He’s absolutely sucking the life out of some random dude named Trace with an absolutely massive dick. He might be a girl for all you know because he somehow still hasn’t hit puberty and his voice is higher than his dad when he beats him every night. He’s about as useful as Anne Franks drum kit. Overall summary you couldn’t explain to him in crayons how empty his brain is.
by CollinGill432 April 2, 2024
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Travis Matthew Windham

Is a funny hilarious guy and will have even the grmpyest ppl laughing and will make yu not think about or dewl on things tht bring yu down. he will help brighten up ur day, and make ur day when he is around. Travis Matthew Windham will make yu laugh even tho he isn't trying by his witnesses or his even with his commentary out burst about the current situation or subject. He is the most honest and most loyal for a friend or a partner, he is the one Yu want to be on outside, even if yu are in the wrong or right he will stand by ur side, but if ur in the wrong he will tell Yu tht ur wrong but still has ur bk. Don't get on his bad side cuz he is a monster and very accurate and quick at throwing hands, when he sees something tht he feels he needs to. When he does just move round bcuz yea nuff said
Travis Matthew Windham is a BMFKER and will turn it lights out for yu
by TwbRhecAKApullUpKnockin April 18, 2024
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Matthew

Matthew is a brown haired, brown eyed nerdy boi
you will instantly fall for him, if you find a Matthew, never let him go
Girl 1: You like Matthew?
Girl 2: Yeah, who doesn't like him?
Girl 1: I love him, and I will kill you before you lay a finger on him
by Onion bitch November 3, 2022
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