As Flat As Mark's Face

Used to describe something that's really flat.

The ground outside is as flat as Mark's face

by DoorHandle1234 August 15, 2017

Mark

Beautiful eyes, beautiful soul. Exudes masculinity with absolutely no effort. You could look at him all day. Become obsessed with what he’s thinking? What he thinks of you. Arms that you just want to wrap around you. But while he was busy fixing everyone else. He forgot to look after himself. Probably needs to be told more often just how amazing he is!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Highly sexually charged female ;

“corr he’s got some thighs on him!!”
Biggest fan;
“Who? Mark?”
Highly sexually charged female;
“Yeah Mark!!!”
Biggest Fan;
“Yeah I know!!! I’m going to fuck him one day. I’m going to love it!!”

by U&me1d October 17, 2022

Mark Andrews

He is the owner of every AFC North defense ankles and dignity.

Guy 1:Wow did you see Mark Andrews dominate the browns defense last night?
Guy 2: It’s Mark Andrews what did you expect.

by Ravens are goated December 27, 2021

Mark mile

A mark mile is a unit of measurement where one standard mile is equivalent to five mark miles. In other words, 1 mile = 5 mark miles. This unit can be used for any calculation involving distance, where distances are converted by multiplying the number of miles by five to get the equivalent number of mark miles. This derives from mark the half man who is short, walking is strenuous on him.

I had to walk 1 mile to the store, which was 5 mark miles.

by Zeeman2121 June 21, 2024

Mark

BIG DIKK

MARK IS BIG DIKK

by Markdikkbig January 18, 2022

Oppressor Mark II

A Flying Bike Used By Virgins In GTA Online

Person 1: I Use The Oppressor Mark II To Grief
Person 2: So Your A Virgin

by Doctorwho101 November 24, 2021

tallahassee skid mark

Ehrich Gee.

"One time Ehrich Gee farted and there was a wet spot on his pants.... we then proceeded to call him The Tallahassee Skid Mark"

by BigPoopieMuncher February 1, 2018