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Kyle

Kyle's are gay and will do anything for Jayden or money he also is know for taking necks. There are ugly asf and they think that could pull.
Kyle kiss dude for money
by Jjjghyg November 21, 2023
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Kyle

May seem like the worlds best human being because he seems to be this human loving hippie. Reality is not what it seems. The guys a manipulative good looking guy who makes plans then bails on them simply because he’s ‘busy’ all the time. When the truth is that he’s too busy sucking his boys off since he ‘don’t wanna be tied down by no bitch’. What kind of mom and sister overpraise ther son and brother on social media like he’s this perfect angel? Like do ya’ll know he’s out making mad girls eskimo sisters? Weird.
Them: what a great boy Kyle is
Me: yeah he gave me some of the best Eskimo sisters there is
by jugssszz November 16, 2019
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nine mile Kyle

A whiteboy who is in tune with Detroit street or music culture. Street names are used interchangeably (12 mile, 8 mile, 6 mile, etc...) but "Kyle" is immutable.
Kwan: Wow who is that handsome young man filming a music video for his hit single, King of Farmington?

TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.

Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.
by YoloKushMcBlade December 19, 2022
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Kyle

The man who bust threw the dry wall and smashes the monsters
Dame Kyle killed another wall
by Dope mansss June 30, 2019
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Kyle

Kyle is that one friend who hate family, has to much energy, punches holes in drywall, and will prolly die at 25 from how much monter energy drinks he drinks
Friend 1: "Holy sh** kyle is a mad man"
Friend 2: "stop punching walls bro"
Kyle: *punching holes in walls while shotgunning a whole monster energy drink*
by KoolKid102 June 27, 2019
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Kyle

Kyle is the kind of dude that tries too hard just so people will like him. He also is a predator who plays baseball. Kyle has some of the prettiest eyes ever but you might get disappointed when you see the rest of his face. And he cheats on math work all the time. When Kyle talks about having "hoes" it will make you bubble with laughter. Also math teachers love Kyle and don't care what he does.
Nice Girl: I think I like Kyle
Me: L-o-freaking-l
by crazykoolkid November 14, 2019
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Kyle stefan

bro. a guy that fumbled the bag with emo anime girl. he aint rizzy w it and he not a 9 in. but #dayonerilf he is day one waifu. his favorite things to say are, "bro that's tuff" "bro lock in" "per chance" 100% a true yapper and WONT STOP TALKING
em: "can Kyle Stefan lock back in"
mia: "bro he is nonchalant"
by mommymckee March 17, 2024
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