Beetle Jews

Crazy fans of the Beetlejews movies.
Not only do they watch the movies, but they also stream them so they can be more popular.

Beetlejews is watched and streamed by the Beetle Jews.

by gregben November 20, 2023

Jews Law

As a discussion gets longer, the probability of a jew mentioning the ww2, hitler, or the holocaust in an arguement increases.

Guy: The fuck? You trying to swindle me?
Jew: OY VEY ANTISEMITE! THIS IS JUST LIKE THE HOLOCAUST WHEN 6000 ULTRILLION JEWS DIED.
Guy: Shut the fuck up dude, just give me my money back.
Guy 2: Just another case of Jews Law good sir.

by anonymous March 25, 2024

Jew goal

An exceptionally shitty way someone gets a goal in hockey

Fucking Jew goal! God damnit

by Steven rain October 10, 2021

Jew jitsu

From a rough neighborhood and your always looking over your shoulder to prevent from getting stolen from is a self defense teqnique superior to no other is Jew jitsu.

Hey, did you see that guy dlookin at my car? I'm about to read up on my Jew jitsu, I don't owe him nothin'

by bushlight December 28, 2018

Jew Jitsu

The martial art for kykes. It's jujitsu for jews.

Jewish Person "I'm warning you, I'm a black belt in Jew Jitsu!"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 26, 2025

Gay Canadian Jew

One who is Gay, and a Canadian Jew at the same time.

Hey! Look over there, its a Gay Canadian Jew!

by Bolllocks June 30, 2024

hm, what jew mean

a sharp hum followed by the words 'what do you mean', this is a way for people to ask what is meant when they actually know the answer and exactly what happened, but want to buy time and is said very quickly to distract the accuser.

Koko: 'Ash did you just take a piss without washing your hands?'
Ash: 'hm, what jew mean?'

by destroyer2643187 February 23, 2024