Jake Paulers

The group of 5 year olds that follow jake paul and slowly become cancer until they stop watching him

Guy 1: Hey dude did you hear all of my kids are jake paulers.

Guy 2: *clocks gun* cancer extermination time.

by ParadoxD November 15, 2019

Jake

Small pp and talks to much extremely illiterate and smells funky

Jake smells funky

by Eggrollgummybear November 28, 2021

Jakeing it

When a man is jerking off aggressively and proceeds to get friction burn on his penis

My friend Jon was jakeing it

by Homebody37 June 13, 2025

Jake

a guy that makes women horny. He walks down the halls people seem to lock their eyes on his perfect swimmers body. his flowy blonde hair, honestly has an chiseled six pack want to fuck him for life

oh my go is that jake?
yeah!
i want him in my pants
(conversation with my friends

by bsbbejemdnkak December 3, 2021

Jake

Don't worry fellow Jakes, there are much nicer things if you search "Jacob". If your real name is actually Jake and not Jacob then ur screwed.

Gotta love that Jake!

by teckman275 September 17, 2020

jake dakin

famous contemporary dancer/bboy, super sexy with awesome sideburns and arms that make you think you've accidentally walked into an nra meeting coz he's got MAD GUNS. built like a revered statue of an ancient greek hero or god and treats his girlfriend RIGHT. sadly he is illiterate and cannot read but he is slowly working on it, send your thoughts and prayers.

jake dakin did the sickest flippity dippity freeze frame spindle windle at the bboying competition and immediately won as his opponent died from the sheer amount of swag that he had just witnessed

by roxana arkalis February 24, 2021

Jake Charles

The act of going on a date with a female then being too much of a pussy to talk to her in school.

damn bro you totally Jake Charles'd on that Darcy Chick

by hayw00d jablowme September 5, 2022