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Nah, man, I'm just...

Doing exactly what you're accusing me of...
*Person A walks up to Person B and starts obnoxiously jabbing them with to their elbow*

What the fuck?

What?

You're jabbing me with your elbow.

Nah, man, I'm just... Rolling my shoulder, man. I think I pulled a muscle.

No. You did it on purpose.

You can't know that! You can't read my mind.

Ok... Why did you have to walk up next to me to do it? You could have don't it over there. And you expect me to believe you had know way of knowing you were going to elbow me?

Well.... Um.....

Exactly. I don't have to read your mind. I can ask you two questions and now we both know exactly what happened just now. I mean, you're basically retarded. I doubt there would be any thoughts for me to read if I could.

You wouldn't hurt a guy with a disability would you?

....................

Please?

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by Hym Iam September 27, 2020
mugGet the Nah, man, I'm just...mug.

Just Jen

Just Jens hate punctuation errors but use barley instead of barely. They need smart friends
Just Jen: " I saw that on tik tok and was like fuck no! I do everything one handed these days haha.

Me: "Barely"

Just Jen :Barley*
by Controlkink October 8, 2022
mugGet the Just Jenmug.

i just got nana’d

when you get interrupted in the group chat with some bullshit.
“guys i think i just hit a child with my car i cant stop cryinfh”
“— XENOMORPH FORTNITE SKIN GRIDDY”
“wow i just got nana’d”
by asofial October 1, 2023
mugGet the i just got nana’dmug.

literally just an a

WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF ITS A FUCKING A!!!!!!!!!!

literally just an a
by give me vagina June 24, 2022
mugGet the literally just an amug.

It just needs more salt

The theory is putting more salt on a already disgusting piece of food. This phrase was created by Tommyinnit and Quackity.
My friend "Ugh, this steak is disgusting"
Me: "It just needs more salt
by IAmCUBEyt February 15, 2021
mugGet the It just needs more saltmug.

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