mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters.”

by urdadsgf September 19, 2021

Mudding

The sexual practice of utilizing human feces as lubricant during anal sex.

Shiii, bros was mudding last night. We missed out!

by poopychinaman September 18, 2023

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

by fliesonthewalls September 18, 2021

Mud Pie

A fake word made up to convince Sam Lawler and to prove how gullible he is.

Those mud pies need to leave the house right now.

by Elemxnt April 5, 2025

pull the hippo out of the mud

when at a restaurant with a group of friends, you have to pay the entire bill for everyone that's part of your party

it`s hard work to pull the hippo out of the mud, when no one wants to pay their share

by Sexydimma January 20, 2015

new zealand mud slide

A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.

"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"

by ChaoTato May 5, 2020

Whale in a mud puddle

When someone is wearing clothing that is too tight and their fat is pouring out over it. (They don't fit).

I was at the pool with my friend, we thought this lady was topless because we couldn't see any strings to her suit. It turned out they were under her fat. She was a whale in a mud puddle.

by Lexy7 August 23, 2011