double dutch

the act of masturbating and finishing 2 times in rapid succession of the other.

Brad--"Did you go to that party last night man?"
Jack--"Nah. I just re-subscribed to Brazzers. I double dutched. My dick nearly fell off"

by Haywood Jewblome August 10, 2013

Double Dutch

When the same text message from two minutes ago alerts you again.

“Yeah hold on I think my phone went off again. Ugh never mind, it was a double Dutch.”
“I hate it when my I think I got a new text but it turns out to be a double dutch!”

by WrXpace September 4, 2022

double dutch

A wiggly dance created by Sal Vulanco on Impractical Jokers, the tv show. This talent got him the win.

lets all do the double dutch!
watch my moves! **proceeds to do the double dutch**

by daso42o March 26, 2019

Double Dutch Ring

when 2 men put their fingers in each other's bottom. originated in Westhill

let's do a double Dutch ring tonight....

by dory999 October 7, 2018

Auto-Dutch

When your sleeping in a sleeping bag and have bad gas your fart bellow past your face to escape the sleeping bag.

“That food gave me bad gas at camp last night. I was farting all night, every time I would move in my sleeping bag I would auto-Dutch and smell it.”

by RU4BN8 May 5, 2023

Hangmans double dutch rutter

When two men are preforming the act of a double dutch rudder, while standing by a shelf or similar apparatus and using their own belts to also preform Auto erotic asphyxiation. However if one participant passes out before the others completion it them becomes a Deadmans hand dutch rutter.

Drew and Chris were doing a hangmans double dutch rutter, until drew passed out and Chris had to finish with a Deadmans hand dutch rutter.

by Choppstewie October 31, 2023

the dutch squeeze

When your girl is giving you a rim job, and you fart

Jims girl was licking his butthole so he gave her the dutch squeeze, that bitch passed out

by The Dutch's main squeeze April 5, 2016