An unexpected baby daddy.
Someone you weren’t expecting to turn into a baby daddy, most likely a one time hookup.
Someone you weren’t expecting to turn into a baby daddy, most likely a one time hookup.
After our one date, Brian quickly became more to me than a hookup and became a whoopsie daddy.
Me and the whoopsie daddy could only handle being together “for our child’s sake” for three weeks, then we just decided to raise her as friends.
Me and the whoopsie daddy could only handle being together “for our child’s sake” for three weeks, then we just decided to raise her as friends.
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Dongwan: haha u have 1 cm dik so bad haha
Dani the daddy: at least gigachad has a bigger one than shrek
Dani the daddy: at least gigachad has a bigger one than shrek
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