Clown

Also known as Grady Curry, this person can not pull a girl to save his life, even though he is a massive simp. He manages to lose friendships over his lack of social skills.

This clown managed to ruin his whole relationship with Ava Mansure.

by simpboy1 January 31, 2020

Clown shoe mother fucker

Wanna be bass tournament angler that has a jersey full of sponsors giving him a 10% discount. Also has a wrapped truck and not that he paid for himself.

look at that clown shoe mother fucker at the fruit jar wearing a jersey.

by @basswd May 26, 2018

Clown

verb: to create a theory that has to do with an artist (typically about a surprise release) that has the most ridiculous evidence. clownery is facile faith out of vehement (false hope for excitement). more than a stretch, hence the new term.

noun: clownery
adjective: clown
continuous: clowning

Stan 1: In the Capital One commercial they chose seat 13-A and Speak Now Taylor says "good choice".
Stan 2: so???
Stan 1: A is the first letter of the alphabet so 13-A could also mean 13-1...January 13th
Stan 2: i smell clownery coming
Stan 1: January 13th is a Friday!!! That's when Taylor is going to announce Speak Now (Taylor's Version)!!!
Stan 2: now you've got me clowning bc i NEED Speak Now TV

by vehicularbitch January 7, 2023

Clown

Someone who is an idiot and its hilarious.

You reading this, you are a clown.

by Bustyvel March 13, 2021

Tears From a Sky Clown

1. Verb: To achieve ridiculous goals through ridiculous means.

2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.

My boss wants me to wash my teeth without a brush for the next week, but still wants me to be clean! It's like milking tears from a sky clown over here.

by jimmies be rustled April 8, 2020

Clowning around

It's when a clowning who's gay goes down on his partner to tounge punch his fart box and gets that red nose of his stuck in there

Boy oh boy all ways clowning around .

by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024

Clown Syndrome

The feeling of always needing to try to be funny, or feeling as though people expect you to do something funny at any given time.

"Why does Dave always act so weird when we smoke?"

"He's got a bad case of Clown Syndrome, we should really talk to him about it."

by Tororotororon October 26, 2020