three-quarter-brother

1- First cousin and half-brother at the same time.
2- Son of mother and of uncle (father's brother) at the same time.
3- Son of father and of aunt (mother's sister) at the same time.

Three-quarter-brother.

by Jazigurn October 28, 2024

ur brother likes ur mother

The most rare insult in the planet of the earth. Has never been used and was buried in the core of the earth to be permanently destroyed. But then the sun god retrieved it while finding the Holy Grail and decided this insult was better and had told it to nobody. This will obliterate any insult including "Your Family Tree LGBT". This insult also breaks the No U infinite spell card found by some users in discord and steam. Be sure to use this accordingly.

John: "ur family tree lgbt"
Pulls out small cloth and leather box
John: "it was only a jok-"
You: "UR BROTHER LIKES UR MOTHER"
*universe implodes infinite times into itself causing the universe to turn into a black hole*

by fuckin bitchy ass May 20, 2018

my brother

your brother is the weirdest person you'll ever meet and he'll always smell like rotten and cheese and ugly fake cry but then he'll look in the mirror and just realized that he's ugly all the time. But he's a partner in crime, so you should keep him around.

my brother is very weird

by theecho January 30, 2024

Ur brothers ur mother

The most powerful, insane, phrase that can ever be spoken of.

Steve: ur mum gay
Jack: ur dad lesbian
Steve: THATS IT. UR BROTHERS UR MOTHERRR

*Two universes collide and create a black hole which destroys all of the galaxy*

by DEEPCREEP May 11, 2018

Gut brothers

Males that look pregnant, and have matching belly’s. Guts are so big they have to use a mirror to see their little Johnson’s

Moo Moo and Catfish knew that they were gut brothers as soon their eyes noticed each other’s belly. Who knows, one could actually be pregnant.

by The Don of Landscaping March 20, 2021

Mason’s Brothers Fuckass Candles

Mason’s brothers fuckass candles in my ass melting hurting and burning

bro masons brothers fuckass candles are amazing dildos that make my asshole smell good

Mason’s Brothers Fuckass Candles- Holy fucking shit, these candles fucking suck

by Holyfuckingshitimgonnashitmyse April 28, 2025

Annoying Brother

a guy that loves his computer more than you and plays shooting games all the time...

or is that just me? oh well.

guy 1: is that your annoying brother?
guy 2: yeah, he’s always playing.
guy 1. eh.

by stupid_candy September 2, 2020