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ball space

The distance needed between two seated bros in order for them to spread their legs and allow sufficient airflow to their testicles. This comfort is highly prized among bros and a lack of it will result in much shouting and jostling until it has been achieved.
"Scoot the fuck down so I can have some ball space!"
by InklessSharpie August 29, 2013
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dyson ball

Dragging your balls across a girl's face while she attempts to suck on it.
I gave her a dyson ball, but she kept missing.
by Chingchong October 7, 2013
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Rippy Ball

A game that one plays with a partner.
An elite sport, Rippy Ball incorporates elements of Tennis and baseball with velcro, which sees one player throw the tennis ball to the other, with the aim of the game to catch the ball in the velcro catching disc. It makes a ripping noise when the ball is removed from the disc.

Hence the term, "rippy" ball.
by lanalanalana December 28, 2011
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Dead Balled

The occurrence in which a gentlemen sustains crippling damage to one, or both, of his testicles to such a extent he can no longer retain feeling in his body below the waist. Or anywhere for that matter; most commonly caused by sitting on ones own nutsack.
"oi what happened to Barry?"

"poor bloke went and Dead Balled himself."
by metalfr3q December 31, 2011
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Ball-dance

The act of moving one's genitals across women parts, specifically the face.
After she took her clothes, she wanted me to ball-dance on her so I did.
by Skillz13 March 16, 2011
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Ball Fakes

A lacrosse term, mainly for offense man. Its the act of camouflaging the ball into a flying man eating unicorn, so the defenseman will be confused. Once you are done having fun with the defenseman you turn the man eating unicorn into the ball and you rip. This skill will win championships guaranteed.
The team worked on Ball Fakes for practice.
by lax brother bear June 22, 2011
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Shoe Balls

Shoe Balls are similar to blue balls. One gets shoe balls by shopping for amazing shoes but not actually making a purchase. The shoe balls condition can be compounded by trying on shoes in the store, thus realizing how much pleasure the shoes can bring you if you were to buy them, but ultimately not bringing any shoes home due to time or budget constraints. The shoes act as a major tease and can actually leave an aching in one's heart and soul, and potentially even one's crotch (depending on the severity of the shoe addiction and the price/sexiness of the shoes).
Lindsay visited the Stuart Weitzman shoe store on Fifth Avenue, then went to the shoe floor at Saks, but didn't purchase anything. She left with a major case of shoe balls.
by LindsayM November 4, 2011
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