Asshole

Other word for donkey, or something you can call someone being annoying.

Ugh! You're such an asshole!!!!!!! Stop being annoying!!

by sweet.sweet.vivian February 9, 2022

Cleetys's Asshole

When you eat normal food and then shit blood the next day, blaming it on someones cooking from the night before but really you just have the bowel of a 103 year old geriatric.

Last night I ate a some mashed potato and today I haven't stopped shitting blood, I must have a bad case of Cleetys's Asshole.

by RockLicka September 8, 2020

Texan Asshole Blaze

A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.

Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!

by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025

Asshole

A raging cunt of a person.

Patty is such an asshole, why is she such a dick to Brooke?

by nkcookie July 9, 2021

Asshole

Somebody who makes fun of black people or LGBTQ people. It’s also something that helps you shit.

Oh, man, did you see that asshole over there?
Goddamn I hate him.

by killdren August 2, 2023

Asshole

Arsehole

I have an asshole

by Bannsaip December 26, 2020

Asshole Alya

An asshole alya is an idiom used to describe someone being an asshole or a jerk.

John just ruins the workplace mood.

Right? He's literally such an asshole alya

by Bnobungus November 5, 2025