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Mystery Weed

Mystery Weed: In desperation someone may smoke Mystery Weed, Weed that is smokable regardless of if it’s good, mid, or bad doesn’t even matter where it was found.
Man fuck it bro I’m about to smoke this Mystery Weed that’s been on my table for 5 months I gotta get high!
by Xan Plan February 4, 2022
mugGet the Mystery Weedmug.

Weed Famine

The shortage of marijuana in a community for a prolonged period of time.
“Hey do you know that guy?”
“Yeah! I used to get bud from him, well before The Weed Famine.”
by witches240 October 1, 2021
mugGet the Weed Faminemug.

Hillbilly Weed

Rodent infested rent driven greedy bastards, wake up with taser and chemical burns, scratches, bruises, bloody and useless. It tased my lips on 06/11/2023. Where the most gay and racist rapists in the world torcher me alive on earth. I have no privacy or dignity left on earth.
This trite of a Hillbilly weed can always float down stream, back to the riverside of it's sin last.
by Seitan June 11, 2023
mugGet the Hillbilly Weedmug.

i just smoke weed icl

When someone just smokes weed icl
Wanna bit of sniff? Nah I just smoke weed icl
by H sav & M skatty April 23, 2023
mugGet the i just smoke weed iclmug.

Dee-weed

When you've had a sneaky joint and need to get rid of the smell by washing your hands, face and spraying deodorant all over yourself.
Paddy: "Need a sneaky J, look out for me dude"
Dan: 'No worries dude, just remember to dee-weed after"
Paddy: "Always do bro, we got any pizza left?"
by Drunken Bars June 16, 2020
mugGet the Dee-weedmug.

slut weed

Find a nice young lady and drag her underneath the overhanging slut weed.
by Winfield P December 9, 2008
mugGet the slut weedmug.

Weed

the answer to all in this fucked up world of ours
chris smoked some weed and started having a full body orgasm
by stay fried January 19, 2021
mugGet the Weedmug.

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