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Big Mike

Verb

The act of dropping three consecutive slam dumps during a shower whilst ordering a takeaway and swallowing two whole muffins in the time it takes to have 5 wanks.
Bro 1: Dude, yesterday was so boooring.
Bro 2: Not for me, bro. I did a Big Mike.
Bro 1: Bro, really? That's sounds like a great way to pass the time.
Bro 2: Ya bro, you should try it some time, it really clears your head.
Bro 1: Ya, I think Ill try a Big Mike when i get home.
Bro 2: Never a dull day when you slip a Big Mike in to your daily routine.
by Tiiiiiimmmmmmmyyyy March 3, 2023
mugGet the Big Mikemug.

Miking

The act of asking someone for advice, but then telling that same person how their advice is wrong. Past tense “Miked”
Ricky asked me how to build a chair, but now he’s Miking my advice.
by Kayninetooate November 27, 2023
mugGet the Mikingmug.

Seduce mike day

September 16 is the day where you should send a guy named mike the most seductive, sexy picture ;)
I just realized what today is, it’s September 16 Its seduce mike day
by Just the guy with the name September 16, 2021
mugGet the Seduce mike daymug.

Chinese Mike

Got a Mexican homie named Chinese Mike.
by killgvr January 17, 2024
mugGet the Chinese Mikemug.

White Mike

by @yurgirlR.H September 17, 2021
mugGet the White Mikemug.

Pull a mike

When you bake, cook and clean like martha stewart whilst getting slapped by your wife
Joanna’s feet hurt so i had to pull a mike and rub them down for 2 hours
by Crazyjayabu March 12, 2021
mugGet the Pull a mikemug.

MiKing

MiKing is the last known male of his family's generation to retain the historical and ever so prevalent last name Wharton. He is a mysterious 5'10,150lbs black teen with a lust for money, physical strength, and to escape and build a new life presumably with the hand of his soul tied girlfriend Mari (Magic) who plans to take his last name in marriage within the next 5 years. He is the son of a man who went to prison in 2018 for a bank robbery in Saint Louis and the younger cousin of rising NFL star Tershawn Wharton.
Bro!! Its giving Miking vibes.
by Dallan Holtzclaw November 21, 2021
mugGet the MiKingmug.

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