nine mile Kyle

A whiteboy who is in tune with Detroit street or music culture. Street names are used interchangeably (12 mile, 8 mile, 6 mile, etc...) but "Kyle" is immutable.

Kwan: Wow who is that handsome young man filming a music video for his hit single, King of Farmington?

TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.

Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.

by YoloKushMcBlade December 19, 2022

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Kyle Sturtz

A sexy chinese male that likes to say slurs and throw sloppy ass on crippled homos. He’s so horny that he could make a black hole with all the potential horny energy.

Oh my gosh! It’s Kyle Sturtz! I heard he stopped Trumps assassination with only his massive boner!

by TheJizzler22 July 1, 2025

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Kyle

A tall, handsome, blonde surfer who loves nothing more than making his girlfriend happy. He can’t get enough of her, and makes many sacrifices just to see her. He is very kind, but needs to focus on God first, before everything else.

Person 1: Who’s that blonde fella over there?
Person 2: Oh, that’s Kyle

by accurate describer November 21, 2021

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Kyle

The man who bust threw the dry wall and smashes the monsters

Dame Kyle killed another wall

by Dope mansss June 30, 2019

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Kyle stefan

bro. a guy that fumbled the bag with emo anime girl. he aint rizzy w it and he not a 9 in. but #dayonerilf he is day one waifu. his favorite things to say are, "bro that's tuff" "bro lock in" "per chance" 100% a true yapper and WONT STOP TALKING

em: "can Kyle Stefan lock back in"
mia: "bro he is nonchalant"

by mommymckee March 17, 2024

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