Dick Joke Paranoia

Basically anyone who believes they're going to get caught with a dick joke at any given moment. Doubting every question and reason.

Person X: *asks anything*
Person Y: "Ok, kys kid. Where's the dick joke?"
Person X: "You literally have dick joke paranoia, smh."

by Vincent Alex January 16, 2023

your-mom-has-a-dick

your mom has a dick. it says it right there

I like how your-mom-has-a-dick. its nice.

by pookieposts January 18, 2023

Dick Raped

Variation of bum raped, DICK GO UP BUM usually after or during shower time in the slammer, (jail) dick rape is when some one wants to rape you so much they shove their dick, UP YOUR DICK HOLE

Ur losing, 20-0, “I am being dick raped right now”

by Karens be like January 20, 2023

dick internet

When your ping is over 9,000 milliseconds. Coined by SML.

Jeffy: Daddy, we have dick internet!
Marvin: Jeffy, don't use language like that!

by ssvbxx January 20, 2023

Dick ducking

When a female is saying sexual stuff, but in person, they don’t stand by it

Why dick ducking me all of a sudden

by Posley January 20, 2023

Dick poppin off

The male genitals are buggin

"damn bro your dick poppin off broooo"

by andi elefsen January 21, 2023

Cow dick syndrome

When a persons skin has pale and brown spots like a dairy cow. The medical term is vitiligo.

The UFC homosexual Fighter Melquizael Costa has a Skin Disease. Does He Suffer From cow dick syndrome?

by Butt cleavage January 21, 2023