Fucking Muffin

The definition of someone who is a "Fucking Muffin" refers to someone so intolerably stupid that their brain resembles that of a muffin.

You Fucking Muffin

by Crabguysmellofcrab June 30, 2019

Normal as fuck

To be on a parallel level of greatness with a sloth on a normal basis

Wow this is incredible I feel normal as fuck

by Namssor March 24, 2022

Fucking with my math

When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier

guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*

guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*

guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"

by CalypsoKobold July 16, 2024

Fuck your shit up

1) To beat up
2) To talk out of doing something; To discourage

1) I’m gonna fuck your shit up!

2) Don’t let other people fuck your shit up.

by SiL3Nt J September 23, 2023

Fuck

To have sexual intercourse with someone:
“Bro, I fucked her so hard last night”

To express disgust, anger:

Disgust. “Ew, you are fucking gross. That’s nasty.”

Anger. “Oh my god! Go fuck a rhino you fat pig!”

To add emphasis to a sentence:

I can’t beleive you fucking did that! That’s fucking sick, bro!

And... yeah so fuck is a special word. Use it carefully or you might get punched in the balls.

by XxcloudyxX February 15, 2019

shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up

when somebody says something extremely dumb and you can comprehend to say anything to answer them properly

brian said somthing dumb

me brain shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up

by noigargwrg September 29, 2021

Shut the fuck up

Noone cares about your urban dictionary name.

bruh moment much
shut the fuck up

by josh.exe November 25, 2021