National eat ass day

You go around asking people if you could eat there ass

Hey can u eat your ass
No why

Please its national eat ass day
Oh then sure you could

by Usd_idka January 14, 2021

National curse someone day

On April 16, go to your witch friend and they have to curse someone of your choice (typically your enemy)
Choose a curse that is not too violent like something that will just annoy them bother them for the fun of it

Person 1: hey person 2! It’s National curse someone day can you curse my enemy for me?

Person 2: ugh fine only because it’s national curse someone day today. What curse do you want to give them?

by Randomuserjusthere April 14, 2025

National Kiss Your Crush Day

On November 16, kiss your crush without context. They might be confused or mad but you had an excuse. Go get them.

"Hey...I really like you.. and it's National Kiss Your Crush Day....*kisses passionately*

by Shaqui11eOatmeal November 15, 2021

Gooses day

A day where a group of people eat a bunch of food at an over crowded lunch table

Did you hear it’s almost gooses day? Leilanis bringin the ginger bread cookies

by LeilaniAllessibroski November 21, 2019

Throw a short person day

On November 9th, you can throw a short person.

Hey, it’s throw a short person day! C‘Mere!

by Uhhhh_idk- November 9, 2023

Kiss a soccer boy day

Hi

Hey girls 30. October is the kiss a soccer boy day ;) Watch out boys, if not you’re gonna get kissed ;)

#kiss #Soccerboy

by Kyle Saffron October 23, 2019

Puffed Protogen Day

Puffed Protogen Day Takes Place on May 7
Where if u know a protogen.. Make em Bigger,
Puff em, make Em Pudgy, Do whatever!
Just make sure they end the Day Off Bigger than How they Started It!

The Wolf Nudged the Protogen's Shoulder and Said "hey.. you know what today is?"
"huh?" the protogen replied, "its Puffed Protogen Day~" the Wolf Said,

by Meteor~ June 13, 2024