Dick Beetle

The Dick Beetle Aka the sloppy term for Crabs. The little beetles who craw around your genitalia

Hey Mike where did you get those Dick Beetles. You know that cunt Rhonda got them from her damn Dick Beetles.

by Jacktplier March 26, 2024

Davenport Dick

Davenport: A series of sofas produced by the now-defunct A.H. Davenport Company.
Dick: A man's unit.
Davenport Dick: The act of putting a man's unit underneath the cushion to simulate doggy-style sex.

When asked if I got laid last night, my reply was simply: "No, I had to Davenport Dick it."

by Bonquisha Malone September 10, 2012

dick dunlop

A condom

If he had used a dick Dunlop the he wouldn’t have ended up getting her preggo and having to fork out for child support

by Crombo July 19, 2020

vacation dick

A dick that is too big to enjoy everyday, but need once in awhile

It's fun to enjoy a vacation dick when you don't have your normal boyfriend dick

by Meatbizal June 16, 2016

my dick so long

When u see ur mum

FAP FAP FAP YESS MOM BEND OVER my dick so long

by Pussy eater 0 February 22, 2019

Your Dick

A microscopic object attached to your crotch.

Big dick randy: YOUR DICK IS TINY
Jeremy: ah shit you're right

by PalistanBall December 29, 2024

Dick Down December

Christmas season fill of dicks..

Ayo yo it’s finally Dick down December.

by Millipussy December 6, 2021