twizzle dick

An idiot of epic proportions. A World class fuck up.

Don’t let Joe carry the paint cans. That twizzle dick will spill them for sure.

by WesinHF June 15, 2018

chlorine dick

When you get out of a pool and you dick is shriveled and stiff at the same time

Its hard to piss getting out of the pool, damn you chlorine dick!

by Ltrllwilliams June 3, 2017

dick consumer

someone who consumes 11 inch big black cocks on a daily basis

look at sally, she is such a dick consumer, i saw her abosulute eating jamals bbc.

by endangereddingus May 23, 2024

HELD OVER AS A DICK

You want to SUCK A DICK so badly in the LEGAL like a movie that is EXCELLENT which they continue to show despite it's planned showing time is suppose to end.

No matter how much I COAX and WHEEDLE , DICK I am I cannot as I am HELD OVER AS A DICK and I cannot get any BLOW JOBS anywhere to perform but hey the bright side is at least I know I am not the only one that has a virtually non existent quite small FELLATIO RATIO.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 11, 2021

Nolan has dick cheese

This is a statement that any man named Nolan has an overwhelming amount of dick cheese.

Do you guys smell that? Is that Nolan! Nolan has dick cheese!

by hatdogman_6 January 25, 2024

Smokin' Dick

when someone says something to lift the spirits of other but it just isn't possible in any given circumstances

"Yeah man I think the Bears could take it all the way this year."

"Yeah man I think your smokin' dick."

by SexHaver43 March 6, 2024

Dick City

Brno, Czechia. Nice.

Ah, Brno, the Dick City.

by LazuliStar June 7, 2020