The male sex organ of mammals
by Brorelol June 27, 2021
Get the Dickmug. fucking tiny, it's smaller than your IQ, 100% made of air because it's non existent, smaller than an atom. Smaller than a tictac, it's microscopic, it's miniature; smaller than grandpa pigs train, it's so small that even the itty bitty dicky committee rejected him, I feel like it's so tiny that the bump women with vaginal cancer have on their poosi is bigger than his dick. It's literally fucking insignificant.
Person A: I can't see it, it's so small..
Person B: It's not as small as Iz's dick though.
Person A: Iz has a dick?? I thought Iz was a woman :O
Person B: It's not as small as Iz's dick though.
Person A: Iz has a dick?? I thought Iz was a woman :O
by FezisPluto September 7, 2021
Get the Iz's Dickmug. 
Dude 1: Hey you wanna see something ?
Dude 2: Yeah show me.
Dude 1: Here.
Dude 2: Woah that's a mofo soda-can dick! i never knew.
Dude 2: Yeah show me.
Dude 1: Here.
Dude 2: Woah that's a mofo soda-can dick! i never knew.
by frozenwintershit May 25, 2018
Get the soda-can dickmug. by amotherfuckingnigger45 June 1, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. The white haired dumbass that stutters and can't complete a sentence correctly or also known as Joe Biden
by Funnyman24 January 15, 2022
Get the Dickmug. by Abraham Frohman March 11, 2015
Get the dick doodlemug.