Soapy Tiddy Pic Day

July 20th, the day one girl of your choice has to send you a picture of her soapy tiddies.

Janiel: It's soapy tiddy pic day Jalya! You owe me a photo of your soapy tits!
Jalya: Guess you're right.

by Swekbaskert July 20, 2024

TIN MINING DAY

Tin mining day (stylized as TIN MINING DAY) is a holiday annually taking place on July 17th created by an indie game dev called The Unlucky Dev (or Kid Unlucky) online. Everybody collectively performs an action related to tin. It doesn't necessarily have to be mining tin, but you could use a tin can, make something out of tin foil, even just thinking about it is fine. It is the day to acknowledge the existence of tin and the god of tin, Huptan.

Ay, bro, I'm thinking about tin for TIN MINING DAY.

by Numberline July 20, 2024

fuck a moot day

The day where you fuck your mutual on twitter

Dan: damn it’s fuck a moot day
michelle: get your dick out, we gotta fuck

by Anonymous user 299 July 20, 2024

F-day

When you have had enough, done enough, tolerated enough, held it together long enough and you need a day to say F@*k it ALL. Nothing gets done but the bare minimum on this day. Kids feed themselves. Kids feed the pets. Your significant other leaves you alone. Calls don't get answered. Laundry doesn't get done. You get the point. F it!

Sorry, it's my F-day. Ask me tomorrow.

I'm tired of this sh@! I need an F-day.

by Nik-mont July 21, 2024

Dance with a gator day

On July 22 is national Dance with a gator day. On July 22 you go to a swamp, find a gator and have a romantic night out with it

(Please do not try this)

Person 1: Remember, tomorrow is "Dance with a gator day".

Person 2: Shoot, I almost forgot

by Dickisucki July 21, 2024

Impregnate a trans girl day

On August 1st is the international impregnate a trans girl day. It's a day where everyone is encouraged to impregnate a trans girl any time she wants, as long as all parties consent.

Guy 1: "Trans girls can't get pregnant."
Guy2: "Whuuut? Of, course they can! Wait till Impregnate a trans girl day ... and you will see.."

by fukkenawesome July 21, 2024

National Insult-a-Stonk Day

Insult him to the fullest extent and show no mercy for absolutely no reason on this specific day on the 22nd of july

National Insult-a-Stonk Day - "skunky stonky"

by coreguy July 22, 2024