Fuck me

Haveing sex

Girl:FUCK ME

Guy;:okay uuuu

by Your favorite White Girl June 25, 2019

fuck all y’all

Highly-rated pasta dish, surpassed in popularity only by spaghetti and prawn crackers.

“Fuck all y’all”

“Good afternoon, censored, censored speaking - how may I help?”

“Yeah why hasn't my fuck all y'all arrived yet?”

by YeahItsStolen May 24, 2025

Squat-Fuck

A jobsworth cunt.

"I don't give a fuck if you're on your last warning, gimme a 20% goodwill discount or I'll kick your teeth down your throat, you miserable little Squat-Fuck"

by Smear test August 23, 2017

Shit fuck for brains

Dumbass

What, you new?
What are you, a Shit Fuck For Brains?

by Discreet Sectrearions December 2, 2020

Fuck Face

When you are fucking an you imagine a different chick.

Hey you want to fuck face me

by 420by420 March 28, 2021

Fucking shitload

Another variable of the term 'shitload'

Using the wording 'fucking' multiplies the original amount to the tenth power.
Example: I have a fucking shitload of apples would mean that I have a considerable more amount of apples that just saying that I have a shitload of apples

by fukhead October 12, 2011

Fuck Fondler

Someone who shows up to a public lemon party dressed in a rubber panda mascot outfit. Attempting to hold the hands of EVERYONE in the room while making eye contact. Humming something written by the beach boys, slowly working their hands towards any/every orifice that is closest. Oddly smelling of six week old fish mayo.

Ain't getting the smell of a Fuck Fondler out of your carpet.

by ImMrMeeseeks November 29, 2018