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The Dirty Hern

After eating Mediterranean takeout, you squirt Pepto Bismol in your bunghole, all while listening to Kenny G and ironing your Kahkis for your internship.
I don’t have time for the Dirty Hern, I have a Zoom meeting at 9.
by Tank Calhoun October 29, 2020
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dirty niclas

Drenching a blunt in your semen and smoking it.
Smoked a dirty Niclas yesterday. Hit different.
by Jambo1906 April 15, 2024
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Dirty Villa

When you suck ur dad's pp so hard, it blasts off like a rocketship then comes back right into ur mom's pussy. Then she starts moaning harder than she's ever before. Then your dad walks into the bedroom.
Last night the Dirty Villa took me over.
by fjhusihfe March 10, 2022
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Dirty Michelle

When you join your local ywca for a spot on the swim team, only to find out they practice in a pool full of cocks, in which you master the breast stroke, winning the gold in the olympics
Due to doing dirty michelles', I was able to go for the gold!!!!!!
by BilboSaggins August 13, 2025
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Dirty will

A dirty will is when a guy has a diddy party and fucks all the girls and cums in there eyes then fuck her with his knee and she blinks and the cum gets in her eye and pussy
Omg mike gave me a dirty will
by Lolillillllolzx October 24, 2025
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Dirty Simeo

when smashing you use your middle finger on your right hand to pop her poop shoot then give her a dirty sanchez with that finger
She was talking shit so I dirty simeod her
by Stepinapileofshit January 31, 2022
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